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   Mr Burns: “Smithers, I’ve designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, it will carry 200 passengers from New York’s Eidlywilde to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!”

   Smithers: “That’s quite a nice model, sir.”

   Mr Burns: “Model?!”

    

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      LETS TAKE THE SPROOSE MOOSE! Hop in!! …But sir… …I said… HOP. IN. Okay. I watch Simpsons too much. Gonna stop spamming...

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       I cracked up laughing when i saw this, which then triggered my very stressed frienda (maths exam next) to all scream...

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       hhahah the sproose moose!

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Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.
The tragedy she said, was that she didn't.

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