1. 2 years ago 

    Who is your real friend?

    Just try this experiment. It really works.

    Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
    Then, when you open it, note which one is really happy to see you.

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...This is how I met Marla Singer.
Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.
The tragedy she said, was that she didn't.
 
 

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