1. 2 years ago 
    "Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet…a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket.
    Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest.
    Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn’t for the bullet."
    - Woody Allen

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...This is how I met Marla Singer.
Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment.
The tragedy she said, was that she didn't.
 
 

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